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The California Wildfires Are So Damn Sizzling That Fisherman Are Catching Fish That Are Already Cooked

The California lakes are so sizzling, that fishermen are catching fish that are in a position to eat. MARILYN MONROE,

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California’s Dixie Land Fire Is So Extensive It Can Be Seen From Saturn

The Dixie Land Wildfire burned down a tree that wooded space rangers speak turn out to be 9,403,851 years-feeble. AVOCADO

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Texas Is Sending 900 Bulldozers To Fight The Out-Of-Control California Wild Fires

Thousands of firefighters from as a long way away as Peru and Laos are helping to fight the hellacious California

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Weirdo Global Region Region Will Get Special Delivery From Enabler SpaceX

Now docking – cargo of avocados and brine limited SpaceX has sent up yet another offer ship to the Global

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Mount St. Peaches Erupts In Georgia Inflicting Broad-Unfold Injure To The State’s Peach Carve

Mt. St. Peaches has a sister volcano in California named Mt. St. Avocado. COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) –

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The California Wild Fires Have Gotten So Sizzling That Rocks And Boulders Are In Actuality Catching Fire

Park rangers scream that Lake Marilyn Monroe is boiling at 202 degrees, and is in ache of fully evaporating. CHICO,

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After 87,000 Years The Once Mighty Colorado River Is Drying Up

The Colorado River is the second oldest in the US, on the support of the Monongahela River. PHOENIX, Arizona –

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Phiderna Pharmaceutical Has Ethical Developed A Not Likely Pill For Women Folk That Will Grow Ovaries

Drug experts predict that sales of “Ova-Yeppers” will rapidly surpass sales of Obliging Macs, Ramen, and Bud Light. PHILADELPHIA –

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Drought-Afflicted, Fire-Encumbered California Is Shopping Water From Chicago

Chicago is planning on promoting California 915 trillion gallons of water from Lake Michigan. SACRAMENTO, California – (Satire Records) –

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The US Warns Canada To Administration Their Wandering Moose Or Else

A herd of illegal Canadian moose photographed trampling a North Dakota farmers wheatfield. WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire Data) – The

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A Florida Octogenarian Couple Notice A Volcano

Volcanic scientists imagine Mt. St. Citrus to be as a minimal 90 years vulnerable. PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire Recordsdata) –

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A Meteorite Crashes Into An Alabama Cotton Discipline Destroying Over 700,000 Cotton Balls

It is miles a photograph of Bubba and Bubbetta’s exciting 22-year-frail daughter Dixie Belle taken 55 minutes earlier than the