AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Satire Recordsdata) – Planetary scientists now speak that the Dixie Land Fire is so gigantic that it’ll be viewed from as some distance off as Saturn (a distance of over 742 million miles, because the crow flies).
The “Fire From Hell” because the iRumors Recordsdata Company has pegged it, has burned over 1 million acres, 9,000 structures, and it has fully evaporated every tumble of water from 83 lakes.
One river, the Ricardo Montalban River, that runs by Sausalito, has entirely dried up and individuals of Set up The Fish enjoy already managed to rescue over 3,000 sardines, 900 guppies, and 400 jellyfish.
The fire turn out to be allegedly began by a younger couple from Iowa, who had been roasting marshmallows.
Over 4,000 firefighters from as some distance-off as Delaware, Costa Rica, and Iceland are combating the blaze that makes hell appear love one massive fuckin’ snowball.